Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids

What kind of life are you living without laughing and having fun? This article includes some of the most “pawsitively” hilarious dog jokes you can tell kids. We hope that you enjoy and get a few laughs!

Which dog breed loves to live in the Big Apple? A New Yorkie.

Why didn’t the dog want to play baseball? It was a boxer.

What do you call a boy dog who is getting old? A grandPAW.

What is a dog that sneezes? A choo-wawa.

What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush-puppy.

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.

Where shouldn’t a dog shop? A flea market.

Why did the dog do so well in school? It was the “Teacher’s Pet.”

Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle.

What is a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni.

Why did the dalmatian go to the eye doctor? He was seeing spots.

What is a vampire’s favorite dog breed: A bloodhound.

What is a dog’s favorite type of store? A re-tail store.

What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog! Buildings can’t jump.

What did the dog say to the flea? Stop bugging me!