Dogs Jokes to Make You Laugh!
Nothing beats a good dog joke! From cute dog jokes about different breeds, these jokes will have you laughing in no time. We wanted to share a few of our favorite dog jokes with you. Be sure to pick out your favorite one and share it with your friends. Who knows, you may make their day!
- What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for a long time?
A chili-dog
- Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
New Yorkie
- Why didn’t the dog want to play baseball?
It was a Boxer.
- What do you call a dog Magician?
A Labracadabrador
- What kind of outdoor markets do dogs dislike?
Flea Markets
- What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?
All breeds can since buildings can’t jump!
- Why do dogs love smartphones?
Because they have collar IDs.
- When you put oil on a racing dog, what do you get?
Grease Lightning
- What do you call a dog that can’t bark?
A Hushpuppy
- Where do dogs park their cars?
In the barking lot
