Funny Dog Quotes

Funny Dog Quotes

Dogs are natural comedians.  They are clumsy, messy and playful.  In fact, the list goes on and on!  With this in mind, we have created a list of some of our favorite funny dog quotes.  These will definitely make you smile when you need it most!

  • “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
  • “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx
  • “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
  • “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog!” – Franklin P. Jones
  • “If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily something wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras

This one is our favorite…

“All his life he tried to be a good person.  Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human.  He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M. Schulz